God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...