Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
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