What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...