Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...