DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...