She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...