How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...