Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...