Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...