Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A golf club visits a local bar
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Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Will I live any longer?
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Did you know Sex is a crime?
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Politically Correct Terms
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100 Buckets of Bits
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The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...