If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...