Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...