New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...