Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...