About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.