Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...