Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...