Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...