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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
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I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
2 Bullets
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