Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...