Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...