Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...