What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...