Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o