As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...