Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...