Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...