Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...