You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...