More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.