Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A...