Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...