The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...