By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...