Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...