Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...