Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...