Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.