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Wart’s new!
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There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
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DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
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Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
GOT A LIGHT?
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Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.