Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...