Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...