Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...