Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...