Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!