A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...