A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...