Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman