Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...