Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...