How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Some last minute requests
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Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
An engineer and a programmer
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The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
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Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...